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Monday, 26 April 2021
CamKerala3 starts 2021 cricket pre-season with wins
by Girish Menon
The pre-season games played by (CamKerala 3) CK3 on 25 April and 17 April resulted in three wins: one a close 2 run defeat of CK2 and two bigger wins over CK1 and Reach CC’s Sunday 11.
The games on 17 April saw CK3 usurp the title of CamKerala champions after beating CK2 in a qualifier before defeating CK1 in the finals. The prevalent hierarchy in CamKerala was shattered and left the defeated teams thirsting for an urgent rematch to restore what they believe is a 'natural' pecking order.
Yesterday saw a rather one sided game in the fields of Reach a village 12 miles east of Cambridge. This hitherto 'open toilet' ground now has its own eco-toilet (not usable though!) hence CK3 players continued to discharge water in the open.
CK3 won the toss and scored over 230 runs in a 35 over game. CK3s cricketers with tennis ball training led the way with a flurry of 4s and 6s. Captain Saheer retired after preventing what could have been a collapse and the tail wagged so much that Martin could not get a bat. This led to the revival of the contentious issue whether batsmen should retire after facing a certain number of deliveries.
When CK3 bowled, Saheer set an umbrella field previously seen only when Lillee and Thomson used to bowl way back in the 1970s. There were nearly 3 slips and a gully to Jithin’s good pace and bounce and this writer dropped two chances behind the wicket. When Martin bowled his field was short point, short cover, silly mid off… and Sharad caught two batters at short point off Martin’s ‘moonballs’. Then there was a procession of batters and the match ended 15 overs before time.
The pitch had high bounce and deviation on most deliveries whilst some deliveries crept along the ground giving this writer tremendous difficulty behind the sticks. The match ended with one CK3 player locked out of his car and three team mates with fuel running on reserve wondering whether they would make it to the nearest petrol station without trouble.
There was a lot of laughter and merriment while CK3 bowled which I hope will continue for the rest of the season.
The pre-season games played by (CamKerala 3) CK3 on 25 April and 17 April resulted in three wins: one a close 2 run defeat of CK2 and two bigger wins over CK1 and Reach CC’s Sunday 11.
The games on 17 April saw CK3 usurp the title of CamKerala champions after beating CK2 in a qualifier before defeating CK1 in the finals. The prevalent hierarchy in CamKerala was shattered and left the defeated teams thirsting for an urgent rematch to restore what they believe is a 'natural' pecking order.
Yesterday saw a rather one sided game in the fields of Reach a village 12 miles east of Cambridge. This hitherto 'open toilet' ground now has its own eco-toilet (not usable though!) hence CK3 players continued to discharge water in the open.
CK3 won the toss and scored over 230 runs in a 35 over game. CK3s cricketers with tennis ball training led the way with a flurry of 4s and 6s. Captain Saheer retired after preventing what could have been a collapse and the tail wagged so much that Martin could not get a bat. This led to the revival of the contentious issue whether batsmen should retire after facing a certain number of deliveries.
When CK3 bowled, Saheer set an umbrella field previously seen only when Lillee and Thomson used to bowl way back in the 1970s. There were nearly 3 slips and a gully to Jithin’s good pace and bounce and this writer dropped two chances behind the wicket. When Martin bowled his field was short point, short cover, silly mid off… and Sharad caught two batters at short point off Martin’s ‘moonballs’. Then there was a procession of batters and the match ended 15 overs before time.
The pitch had high bounce and deviation on most deliveries whilst some deliveries crept along the ground giving this writer tremendous difficulty behind the sticks. The match ended with one CK3 player locked out of his car and three team mates with fuel running on reserve wondering whether they would make it to the nearest petrol station without trouble.
There was a lot of laughter and merriment while CK3 bowled which I hope will continue for the rest of the season.
Monday, 28 March 2016
The Specious Logic of a TV Cricket Expert
by Girish Menon
As a regular reader of Cricinfo I started this Easter Monday holiday by reading 'Why Ramiz gets Bangladesh's goat' Jarrod Kimber's sensitive enquiry into why Bangladesh cricket fans react so vehemently to cricket commentator Ramiz Raja. Lack of quality among commentators and highly emotional responses by social media users were the conclusions drawn by Kimber. As was habitual for me I then went on to Youtube where the channel recommended that I watch a post match analysis on the India Australia WT20 cricket match played yesterday at Mohali. I clicked on the suggestion and found that it was a Pakistani TV channel show discussing the match with Brian Lara, Rashid Latif, Saqlain Mushtaq and Glenn McGrath as experts.
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Sreesanth - Another Modern Day Valmiki?
On Walking - Advice for a fifteen year old
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In the programme Rashid Latif advanced a thesis that Dhoni and Yuvraj collaborated to deceive the umpire Erasmus into giving Steve Smith the Australian captain out caught behind. Rashid admitted that he indulged in similar behaviour in his playing days and recalled an instance in Sharjah when he conspired with Mushtaq Ahmed to get Dravid out in a similar fashion. Glenn McGrath then stated a fact that that the stump microphone had not detected an edge in the Smith dismissal.
Rashid Latif then commented on how a carefully cultivated image enables a cricketer to trick an umpire into giving them the benefit of doubt which enables them to get an unfair advantage in tight situations. He spoke about Gilchrist's carefully built reputation as a walker and how it helped players like him with umpires in situations when the evidence was not clear cut.
From this discussion I realised that in such a situation not using technology gives the benefitting team an unfair advantage. After all the decision to give Smith out (if he was not out?) had a game changing impact on the match with Smith being Australia's in-form batsman. At the same time I'm sure many Indian cricketers will readily admit the number of times they have been at the receiving end of bad decisions because of BCCI's refusal to use technology to help adjudicate umpiring decisions.
However, I was more worried by the specious logic used by the commentator Rashid Latif to insinuate that Dhoni and Yuvraj cheated like he used to in his playing days. Latif's false argument in the world of logic is called 'Shifting the burden of proof'. It consists of putting forward an assertion without justification, on the basis that the audience must disprove it if it is to be rejected.
Madsen Pirie in his book 'How to win every argument' gives another example to help you understand Latif's false logic:
I believe that a secret company of Illuminati has clandestinely directed world events for several hundred years. Prove to me that it isn't so.
Shifting the burden, Pirie writes, is a common fallacy on which rests the world of conspiracy theories, UFOs, monsters, Gods etc. Advocates like Latif make us the viewer accept the burden of proving that his statement is false. As a viewer I would find it difficult if not impossible to disprove his insinuation.
Also, by shifting the onus of proof Latif is able to put forward mischievous views without producing any shred of evidence. This is dishonesty.
Of course the whole programme appeared to have an anti India bias (not surprising) underpinned by the conspiracy theory that events, grounds, pitches and umpires are all collaborating to ensure that India would win the WT20 cup.
I too felt like Kimber's Bangladesh supporters and realised that the only way India can resolve this shifted burden of proof is by not winning the trophy.
The writer plays for CamKerala CC in the Cambs cricket league.
As a regular reader of Cricinfo I started this Easter Monday holiday by reading 'Why Ramiz gets Bangladesh's goat' Jarrod Kimber's sensitive enquiry into why Bangladesh cricket fans react so vehemently to cricket commentator Ramiz Raja. Lack of quality among commentators and highly emotional responses by social media users were the conclusions drawn by Kimber. As was habitual for me I then went on to Youtube where the channel recommended that I watch a post match analysis on the India Australia WT20 cricket match played yesterday at Mohali. I clicked on the suggestion and found that it was a Pakistani TV channel show discussing the match with Brian Lara, Rashid Latif, Saqlain Mushtaq and Glenn McGrath as experts.
---Also by this writer
Sreesanth - Another Modern Day Valmiki?
On Walking - Advice for a fifteen year old
----
In the programme Rashid Latif advanced a thesis that Dhoni and Yuvraj collaborated to deceive the umpire Erasmus into giving Steve Smith the Australian captain out caught behind. Rashid admitted that he indulged in similar behaviour in his playing days and recalled an instance in Sharjah when he conspired with Mushtaq Ahmed to get Dravid out in a similar fashion. Glenn McGrath then stated a fact that that the stump microphone had not detected an edge in the Smith dismissal.
Rashid Latif then commented on how a carefully cultivated image enables a cricketer to trick an umpire into giving them the benefit of doubt which enables them to get an unfair advantage in tight situations. He spoke about Gilchrist's carefully built reputation as a walker and how it helped players like him with umpires in situations when the evidence was not clear cut.
From this discussion I realised that in such a situation not using technology gives the benefitting team an unfair advantage. After all the decision to give Smith out (if he was not out?) had a game changing impact on the match with Smith being Australia's in-form batsman. At the same time I'm sure many Indian cricketers will readily admit the number of times they have been at the receiving end of bad decisions because of BCCI's refusal to use technology to help adjudicate umpiring decisions.
However, I was more worried by the specious logic used by the commentator Rashid Latif to insinuate that Dhoni and Yuvraj cheated like he used to in his playing days. Latif's false argument in the world of logic is called 'Shifting the burden of proof'. It consists of putting forward an assertion without justification, on the basis that the audience must disprove it if it is to be rejected.
Madsen Pirie in his book 'How to win every argument' gives another example to help you understand Latif's false logic:
I believe that a secret company of Illuminati has clandestinely directed world events for several hundred years. Prove to me that it isn't so.
Shifting the burden, Pirie writes, is a common fallacy on which rests the world of conspiracy theories, UFOs, monsters, Gods etc. Advocates like Latif make us the viewer accept the burden of proving that his statement is false. As a viewer I would find it difficult if not impossible to disprove his insinuation.
Also, by shifting the onus of proof Latif is able to put forward mischievous views without producing any shred of evidence. This is dishonesty.
Of course the whole programme appeared to have an anti India bias (not surprising) underpinned by the conspiracy theory that events, grounds, pitches and umpires are all collaborating to ensure that India would win the WT20 cup.
I too felt like Kimber's Bangladesh supporters and realised that the only way India can resolve this shifted burden of proof is by not winning the trophy.
The writer plays for CamKerala CC in the Cambs cricket league.
Tuesday, 9 February 2016
Declare a No Ball when a batsman attempts an early run
Girish Menon from CamKerala CC
David Hopps in his
piece, 'Is
the game going to the dogs' suggests that Stuart Broad in the forthcoming
World T20 should without warning 'mankad' Kohli and Raina off successive balls.
This is his way of reminding us of the role of convention and civilised
behaviour in cricket and he implies that in its absence anarchy would prevail.
So, I decided to
look up the meaning of convention on the omniscient Google and found that one
of the meanings of convention is 'a way in which something is done'. I think it
is this definition of convention that Hopps uses to criticise Keemo Paul for
mankading Richard Ngarava in the U19 World Cup.
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I then asked myself
what would be at the other end of the spectrum of convention and I felt the
term 'creativity' would fit the bill. Google defines creativity as ' the use of imagination or original ideas to create something'. When Keemo's act is examined from this
perspective it is a creative act, not illegal, and an imaginative way to reach
the objectives of his task.
In the history of the world, not just
cricket, whenever any creative solution is implemented, affected governments
would debate and proscribe such activity if it was not in the 'public'
interest. In the case of 'mankading' such an inquiry has been conducted by the
ICC and the act has still been deemed legal, hence the furore baffles me.
Hopps felt that it was newcomers who
failed fail to honour cricket's conventions. So I asked myself, two questions:
'Is it newcomers to cricket who
disrespect its conventions'?
and
'Are conventions in the best interests of all
participants?'
In the case of Keemo Paul, yes he is
definitely a newcomer to cricket, so probably was the original sinner Vinoo
Mankad and the other mankaders in between. I suppose these guys may have read
about the laws of cricket and how the umpire's decision should not be
questioned. As they plotted to get the opposing batsmen out, a difficult task
at the best of times, they may have noticed this anomaly between the law and
its actual practice. Being young and innocent they may have focussed on their
objectives and failed to realise the opprobrium that will befall them if they
challenged cricket's archaic anomalies.
So who makes conventions? A historical
examination of societies will reveal that conventions and practices evolve out
of the systems devised by the powerful. A history of cricket also reveals that
it's rules and conventions were determined by upper class batsmen epitomised by
the roguish W G Grace. The bowlers were the proverbial servants meant to exist
for the pleasure of batsmen. It is these servants, like the erstwhile British
colonies, who now challenge the prevalent conventions albeit legally in the
case of the mankaders.
Hopps then gives an example of queue
jumping to illustrate the catastrophe that will befall mankind if any
convention is broken. Yes, the effects of queue jumping has created havoc in India
and probably other erstwhile British colonies. Yet, as any economics student
will tell you the problem with a queue is that it does not ration a scarce
resource based on greatest need. If the A&E departments of NHS hospitals
worked on the convention of queues then a Friday night over-reveller would have
priority over a critical patient and an ambulance would be perennially stuck in
traffic.
© PA Photos
© PA Photos
Returning to mankading, I believe that cricket's
current convention enable non striking batsmen to cheat wilfully throughout an
innings and it is time for conventions keep in tandem with the laws of the
game? I actually even have a solution for the mankading problem. Declare a no
ball* and penalise the batting side every time a non striker steps out of the crease illegally. This could be
done by the third umpire while the on field umpire focuses on the bowler's
actions.
* This no ball means a one run penalty and a ball reduced from the batting side's quota.
* This no ball means a one run penalty and a ball reduced from the batting side's quota.
Sunday, 4 May 2014
Camkerala win first game of green winter sport season
by Girish Menon
On the first day of the green winter* sport season CamKerala beat Burrows Green (from Newmarket) by 18 runs thanks to good performances by Austin, Vincent, Shinto, Jijo and a two wickets off two balls burst by Manuel. The game played at the Hills Road Sports Centre cricket pitch off Sedley Taylor Road, had a good pavilion but a slow pitch with small square boundaries and a heavy outfield.
Vincent won the toss and elected to bat. In the third over Vibin tried an uppish on drive which refused to spill out of short midwicket's hands. Girish and Austin played the next 7-8 overs carefully seeing off a good offspinner. At the first bowling change, Girish tried an expansive drive and was bowled by a slower ball. this led to a minor collapse with Austin and Manuel following Girish back to the pavilion. Vincent steadied the ship on one side, while Anil dispatched his first two balls for six over the midwicket area, one of the balls went on the railway tracks and a new ball had to be used. Anil perished in his cavalier way and then a good partnership between Vincent and Shinto rescued Camkerala. Govind in his debut match of proper cricket, as against the rubber ball cricket that he played before, managed 11 runs and the rest of the team folded quietly on 135 in 35 overs.
A good batting partnership by the opening pair of Burrows Green had CamKerala worried as they reached 55 runs without any loss. At this point Shinto held a well judged catch off Austin and the first breakthrough was achieved. Then Manuel in his first over bowled two batsmen off consecutive balls and was unlucky to miss a hat trick. Jijo then held an excellent catch on the square leg boundary and another at point which allowed Austin to get a 5 wicket haul. Vincent then bowled well to get the tail end wickets. There was some panic towards the end as the scores got close but when Vincent bowled the last man there was relief all around. Joshy laboured hard on the field and Matthews was unlucky not get any wickets in his six overs.
Overall, it was an auspicious start to the season. To look at the positives, Austin and Vincent bowled good lengths which resulted in wickets. Shinto and Jijo held good catches which turned the game. But the old frailty of not batting the entire 40 overs seems to persist and this is a cause for concern. Nonetheless a win is a win.
*Green Winter - An African writer explaining the weather in North Europe stated that there were two seasons here. White winter and green winter. He said he preferred the white winter because they'd put on the heaters. This writer turned up for this game wearing thermals.
Sunday, 22 September 2013
Mavelli comes to Cambridge
Lyrics - Girish Menon
The Asura king Mahaballi
Rich, generous had a big belly
The Devas just hated him
Into Patalam they kicked him
But he can visit us once a year
To meet his beloved, near and dear
SWAGATAM O MAHABALLI
TO CAMKERALA'S ONNAKALLI
For his sadya we've made Ollan
Sambar, Erisserry and some Kallan
He likes his rice mixed with Rasam
And tops it up with Payasam
To lift his spirits we've got Nadan Cull
For entertainment we'll do Onnam Thall
SWAGATAM O MAHABALLI
TO CAMKERALA'S ONNAKALLI
The Asura king Mahaballi
Rich, generous had a big belly
The Devas just hated him
Into Patalam they kicked him
But he can visit us once a year
To meet his beloved, near and dear
SWAGATAM O MAHABALLI
TO CAMKERALA'S ONNAKALLI
For his sadya we've made Ollan
Sambar, Erisserry and some Kallan
He likes his rice mixed with Rasam
And tops it up with Payasam
To lift his spirits we've got Nadan Cull
For entertainment we'll do Onnam Thall
SWAGATAM O MAHABALLI
TO CAMKERALA'S ONNAKALLI
Sunday, 4 August 2013
On Walking - Advice for a Fifteen Year Old
By Girish Menon
Only the other day at the Bedford cricket festival, Om, our
fifteen year old cricket playing son, asked me for advice on what he should do
if he nicked the ball and the umpire failed to detect it. Apparently, another
player whose father had told him to walk had failed to do so and was afraid of
the consequences if his father became aware of this code violation. At the time
I told Om that it was his decision and I did
not have any clear position in this matter. Hence this piece aims to provide Om with the various nuances involved in this matter. Unfortunately
it may not act as a commandment, 'Thou shall always walk', but it may enable
him to appreciate the diverse viewpoints on this matter.
In some quarters, particularly English, the act of playing
cricket, like doing ethical business, has connotations with a moral code of
behaviour. Every time a batsman, the most recent being Broad, fails to walk the
moralists create a crescendo of condemnation and ridicule. In my opinion this
morality is as fake as Niall Ferguson's claims on 'benevolent and enlightened
imperialism'. Historically, the game of cricket has been played by scoundrels
and saints alike and cheating at cricket has been rife since the time of the
first batting superstar W G Grace.
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Another theory suggests that the moral code for cricket was
invented after World War II by English amateurs to differentiate them from the
professionals who played the game for a living. This period also featured different
dressing rooms for amateurs and professionals, there may also have been a third
dressing room for coloured players. One could therefore surmise that 'walking'
was a code of behaviour for white upper class amateurs who played the game for
pleasure and did not have to bother about their livelihood.
This then raises the question should a professional
cricketer walk?
Honore de Balzac once wrote, 'Behind every great fortune
there is a crime'. Though I am not familiar of the context in which Balzac
penned these words, I assume that he may have referred to the great wealth
accumulated by the businessmen of his times. As a student and a teacher of
economics I am of the conviction that at some stage in their evolution even the
most ethical of businesses and governments may have done things that was not
considered 'cricket'. The British during the empire building period was not
ethical nor have been the Ambanis or Richard Branson.
So if I am the professional batsman, with no other tradable
skill in a market economy with no welfare protection, travelling in a last
chance saloon provided by a whimsical selection committee what would I do? I
would definitely not walk, I'd think it was a divine intervention and try to
play a career saving knock.
As you will see I am a sceptic whenever any government or
business claims that it is always ethical just as much as the claims of walking
by a Gilchrist or a Cowdrey.
I am more sympathetic to the Australian position that it is
the umpire's job to decide if a batsman is out. Since dissent against umpiring
decisions is not tolerated and there is no DRS at the lower echelons of cricket
it does not make sense to walk at all. As for the old chestnut, 'It evens out
in the end', trotted out by wizened
greats of the game I'd like to counter with an ancient Roman story about
drowned worshippers narrated by NN Taleb in his book The Black Swan.
One Diagoras, a non
believer in the gods, was shown painted tablets bearing the portraits of some
worshippers who prayed, then survived a subsequent ship wreck. The implication
was that praying protects you from drowning. Diagoras asked, 'Where were the
pictures of those who prayed, then drowned?"
In a similar vein I wish to ask, 'Where are the batters who
walked and found themselves out of the team?' The problem with the quote, 'It
evens out in the end' is that it is used only by batters who survived. The
views of those batters with good skills but who were not blessed with good
fortune is ignored by this 'half-truth'.
So, Om , to help you make up
your mind I think Kipling's IF says it best:
If you can trust
yourself when all men doubt you
If you can meet with
Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two
impostors just the same
If you can make one
heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one
turn of pitch and toss
And lose, and start
again at your beginnings
Then, you may WALK, my
son! WALK!
There is another advantage, if you can create in the public
eye an 'image' of an honest and upright cricketer. Unlike ordinary mortals, you will find it
easier, in your post cricket life, to garner support as a politician or as an entrepreneur. The gullible public, who make decisions based on media created images, will cling to your past image as an honest cricketer and will back
you with their votes and money. Then what you do with it is really up to you. Just
watch Imran Khan and his crusade for religion and morality!
The writer plays for CamKerala CC in the Cambs league.
The writer plays for CamKerala CC in the Cambs league.
Monday, 20 May 2013
Sreesanth - Another modern day Valmiki?
by Girish Menon
Sage Valmiki's life has been emulated by many robber barons
of the world and it provides a prototype for Sreesanth to emulate in order to rehabilitate
himself in the eyes of the Indian public.
Valmiki, the writer of the Indian epic on ideal behaviour
The Ramayana, was a low caste robber who preyed on victims in order to feed his
family. In latter life, probably after accumulating wealth, he turned into a
philosopher and his diktats on ideal behaviour for an individual are still
recognised as the right way for a Hindu.
Valmiki's transformation is a theme, recognised by David
Mandelbaum in his treatise 'Society in India ', that shows dynamism and
upward mobility in what was once considered a stratified and calcified Indian
caste system. Mandelbaum's thesis has been that contrary to prevalent mythology
the Indian caste system provides an opportunity for mobility in two major
steps. Firstly, the individual has to attain secular wealth and this should be
followed by copying the social mores of the prevalent elites.
Mandelbaum talks about the Kayastha caste, scribes by trade,
who were very low in the Hindu hierarchy before the period of Muslim rulers in
Indian history. The Kayastha's writing and translation skills came into demand
during the Muslim rule, and this helped them acquire secular wealth and power
in the courts. Thus over time and after learning the mores of their social
superiors they ascended to a status that is high even today in modern India .
The Ambani family's history has parallels to Valmiki too.
Dhirubhai Ambani fell foul of the law on many occasions during his wealth
accumulation period. Today, the Ambani empire resembles the Mughal empire in
its heydays. And all the celebrities and wannabes look to them for patronage.
One of the Ambani scions even owns a cricket team, the Mumbai Indians, which
has some of the greatest cricketers on its payroll.
Mohd. Azharuddin, former Indian cricket team captain, is
another Indian Valmiki. Today, he is a Member of Parliament from the ruling
Congress party. There may also be many other Valmikis who have not been
publicly found out, but who having amassed secular wealth find it imperative to
advise others on the ideal behaviour in life.
So all is not lost for Sreesanth. He could take a leaf from
Suresh Kalmadi's book and stay away from the public eye for some time in a
protected environment like Tihar jail. When released he could don some saffron
robes, get a BJP endorsement and end up as a Member of Parliament. Given that
the lotus is its election symbol, image consultants and spin doctors will find
it easy to draw a parallel between the flower's development and the
transformation of Sreesanth.
This writer plays for CamKerala CC in the Cambs league.
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This writer plays for CamKerala CC in the Cambs league.
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MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING- Why the IPL’s critics are mean and wrong | |
Mukul Kesavan | |
The uproar about the IPL following the ‘revelations’ about S. Sreesanth and his erring teammates threatens to become farcical. Sting-meister Aniruddha Bahal of Cobrapost suggested on a television show that franchises ought to be punished for the misdemeanours of contracted players. Bahal reached for and found a precedent for his prescription from a different game in a foreign country: the relegation of the Italian football club, Juventus, to a lower league because some of its players had transgressed. Are we seriously citing Silvio Berlusconi’s country as a model of corporate governance? Please. We can do without Serie A as a moral exemplar. Punishing companies for the criminality of their employees… what will these hacks dream up next?
The other storm in this teacup is the suggestion that an isolated instance of spot-fixing is symptomatic of a more general shadiness in the IPL. Instead of celebrating the league as the beating heart of cricketing livelihood and hailing the BCCI as the gruff but golden-hearted uncle who bankrolls the global game, you have jealous (foreign) cricket boards and their Test-loving lackeys in the (white-and-Western) press, trying to characterize Sreesanth’s misdemeanour as ‘systemic’. In this bilious narrative, the IPL is a sinful Oriental honeypot where corruption is inevitable. This isn’t reportage, this is racism.
These Anglo dead-enders and their self-hating henchmen in the Indian media have a favourite word: ‘opaque’. So the IPL is evil because its ownership structure is opaque. Throw in dark mutterings about ‘benami’ or anonymous shares in the principal franchises and you can dress up unsourced speculation as investigative journalism. Is there any sporting league in the world where it’s clearer who the owners are? Shilpa Shetty, Preity Zinta, Shahrukh Khan, Nita Ambani, and so on, are on television rooting for the players they own every night of the week. Instead of the corporate anonymity typical of business, with the IPL you can literally put a face to the franchise.
Unable to fault the cricket, the IPL’s critics have targeted the cheerleaders on the field and, especially, in the studio. The easy badinage that makes Extraaa Innings so deliciously different from the po-faced pre-shows that just talk cricket is condemned as male lasciviousness by killjoy critics. The best answer to this pious accusation is to ask, in what world would professionals like Navjyot Singh Sidhu and Ravi Shastri and Harsha Bhogle and Kapil Dev, role models all, with reputations to lose, use women’s bodies as cues for double entendre and innuendo? The answer is obvious: they wouldn’t. They wouldn’t even allow themselves to be complicit in someone else’s demeaning banter: they would just get up and leave. So if they aren’t doing that, it’s not happening.
N. Srinivasan, the BCCI president, is a special target for dead-ender venom. Everything he does is designated nefarious. The fact that he is in charge of the BCCI and the owner of an IPL franchise is deemed a wicked conflict of interest. When Srikkanth wore two hats, one as the chief selector of the national team and the other as brand ambassador for the Chennai Super Kings, the franchise owned by Srinivasan, journalists sang the conflict-of-interest ditty like a theme song. Srinivasan’s decision to make Dhoni a vice-president of India Cements Ltd, a company he happens to own, apparently compounds this conflict-of-interest problem. This carping has got to the stage where not even a man’s business is his own business, if you see what I mean.
If men are known by the company they keep, Mr Srinivasan is in very good company; Anil Kumble has had exactly the same problem with sanctimonious critics. India’s greatest bowler, its most pugnacious captain, a man who has a traffic landmark in Bangalore named after him, had his integrity called into question merely because he started up a player management company at the same time as he became president of the Karnataka State Cricket Association.
He couldn’t understand the objections to this double role and the reason he couldn’t is that ‘conflict of interest’ is an arcane Western notion born of an alien business culture where everything is premised on contract, unlike India where a man’s word is his bond. Cricket is Kumble’s dharma; it’s inevitable that he will seek to involve himself in every aspect of the game. He has to be judged by what he actually does, not by some theoretical constraint upon his judgment, glibly labelled a ‘conflict of interest’. And the same courtesy must be extended to N. Srinivasan, distinguished cricket administrator, successful businessman, paterfamilias and pillar of Chennai society.
‘Conflict of interest’ as an insinuation has been used to tar the reputations of Indian cricket’s greatest commentators. Men like Ravi Shastri and Sunil Gavaskar, who have been saying the same things in unchanged sentences with iron consistency for years, are now being criticized for tailoring their views to the BCCI’s prejudices, of being the BCCI’s paid publicists.
Why should pundits lucky enough to sign a contract to be the BCCI’s in-house commentators be stigmatized in this way? Why can’t we accept their explanation that the reason they agree with the BCCI on nearly everything is a coincidence rather than a sign of being compromised? Harsha Bhogle couldn’t even tweet the distinction between spot-fixing and match-fixing without following up immediately with another tweet anxiously clarifying that he saw both forms of fixing as equally culpable and bad, in case some swivel-eyed loon online thought he was carrying water for the IPL.
This intemperate talk of embedded journalists and gelded commentators destroys the sacred bond between fans and broadcasters so essential to the health of the game. Can’t the critics see that it is their reflexive, corrosive suspicion that is destroying Indian cricket, not the alleged excesses of the proprietors, players and publicists of the IPL?
The answer to this rhetorical question is, no, they can’t, because modern hacks hold nothing sacred, not even the cardinal principle in law that a man is innocent till proven guilty. Cowardly articles have made references to Ajay Jadeja without naming him. Jadeja has been a regular on the IPL pre-show and the self-appointed guardians of cricketing morality have insinuated that the BCCI’s willingness to accept, on its authorized telecasts, a former cricketer accused of match fixing in an earlier era is symbolic of the IPL’s fudging of past wrongdoing, its less-than-zero tolerance for corruption.
The problem with this argument is that Jadeja wasn’t found guilty of match-fixing by any court in India. Ergo, by the principles of natural justice and our republic’s laws, not having been charged and convicted, he is innocent. As Sunil Gavaskar sagely said on television after the Sreesanth story broke, there should be no rush to judgment. These are wise words: if the past and precedent (and the ability of the Indian police to secure a conviction) are a guide, it isn’t just possible, it is likely that Sunnybhai might find himself some years from now sharing a commentary box with a shiny, new, exonerated Sreesanth. The IPL is a golden Ganga in spate; it gilds everything that it touches.
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Tuesday, 19 July 2011
CAMKERALA Lose Thriller in Girton
The CamKerala season started belatedly on 17/7/2011 with a lost thriller against Girton. On a rainy day with frequent interruptions for showers, Girton scored the winning runs with two wickets and one over to spare. In a low scoring game CamKerala overcame its bad start to put up a great fight and the result on another day may have been easily different.
Vijai won the toss, a shock from which CamKerala’s initial batsmen did not recover. Raaj and Austin opened the innings in a semi attacking gambit. Raaj was the first to go given out caught behind of the second ball of the innings. An optical illusion tricked the umpire (this writer) into believing that the ball went off the bat edge and not the pads as Raaj the victim opined. In walked Vinod ever ready to guide the ball to the nether regions on the offside. At the other end Austin got out without troubling the scorers. Vinod in the interim guided a couple of deliveries to the boundary and then was caught in the act by an alert second slip. Thus in the third over CamKerala were 15-3 and captain Vijai was called upon to produce the rescue act in partnership with this writer. The partnership went on to the 17th over when this writer’s legside flick did not trouble the fielder positioned next to the square leg umpire. At 57-4 the moment was ripe for some Kapil Devesque hitting, however last night Samson who gave the impression of preparing for a big hit ended up skying the ball to cover for a golden duck. Thomas managed 4, Jerin 8 and a rain interruption ended Vijai’s vigil after a well compiled 36. There was some tail end heroics between Jobi (14) and Saji and the latter scored a quickfire 22 which gave CamKerala a fighting total of 129 runs to defend.
When Girton started the chase CamKerala needed quick wickets and early breakthroughs were provided by Jobi and Samson. Girton consolidated for the next 10 overs until Vinod captured the first of his 4 wickets at the score of 62. Two more wickets fell quickly, one of them to Austin, and in the 16th over Girton were 63-5. At this point CamKerala appeared to have the better of the exchanges. Girton had their two big hitters at the wicket and Om was brought on in the 19th over to buy a wicket. Om almost managed it when he lured and beat the big hitter with flight and turn but Saji was unable to carryout a stumping that would have done Kirmani proud. The match turned at this point as Om was hit for four boundaries in the over. Vijai was forced to return to medium pace to ration the runs and Thomas managed to snare a batsman. However runs leaked in singles and twos and Girton were relieved to reach the winning total in the 29th over.
The highlight of the game was the excellent catching by Saji behind the stumps. Vinod’s tally of 4 wickets ensured that no other team member would go to a pub with him. And Thomas like all bowlers expects higher fielding standards when he is bowling. Om got a demonstration of it when his misfield made Thomas shout out the commonly used term for procreation which rhymes with muck.
It was a hard fought game and a good start to the season by CamKerala at a time when other teams seem to be coming to the end of their season.
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