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Audi Drivers

Audi Drivers
Girish Menon
 1/08/2013

Your speed limit is @ seventy
To protect each road user
But I'll drive my Audi @ one sixty
Coz I am not a loser

The judge banned me for three years
And fined me five one five
Fine, I said, will you take cash
It's time for my next drive

None of your laws will stop me
I've got more cash than you think
I can buy your cops and judges
With my tax haven market riches

Your income tax is @ 45 percent
To protect every lazy Briton
But I will pay @ zero percent
Coz I am not a cretin

The taxman may audit my books
To get cash for the treasury
His mates help me cook the books
And I won't share my luxury

None of your laws will stop me
I've got more cash than you think
I can buy your rulers and judges
With my tax haven market riches