Audi Drivers
Girish Menon
1/08/2013
Your speed limit is @ seventy
To protect each road user
But I'll drive my Audi @ one sixty
Coz I am not a loser
The judge banned me for three years
And fined me five one five
Fine, I said, will you take cash
It's time for my next drive
None of your laws will stop me
I've got more cash than you think
I can buy your cops and judges
With my tax haven market riches
Your income tax is @ 45 percent
To protect every lazy Briton
But I will pay @ zero percent
Coz I am not a cretin
The taxman may audit my books
To get cash for the treasury
His mates help me cook the books
And I won't share my luxury
None of your laws will stop me
I've got more cash than you think
I can buy your rulers and judges
With my tax haven market riches