Saturday, 8 March 2014

WHAT Do You Do? Great Responses to this question

1. I'm a proctologist. (Proc·tol·o·gy n. The branch of medicine that deals with the diagnosis and treatment of disorders affecting the colon, rectum, and anus.)


2. "I'm unemployed since leaving prison. But I have applications in to be a bouncer at several whorehouses. Why do you ask?"


3. The Queen: "Oh. I ride around in the last horse-drawn carriage in England—and give tiny hand-waves. But the pay is good."


4.  'Work covered by official secrets act' 


5. 'Model for a contraceptive products company'


6. 'Fiction writer for the police'


7. "It depends what day of the week it is"


8. Not a lot, but its how I do it that counts.

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