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Tuesday 14 April 2015

Insults!

From The Independent

1. “In Shakespearean English, a customer was a prostitute.”


2. “In Tudor England, fishmonger’s daughter was a euphemism for a prostitute.”


3. “Conundrum was originally an Oxford University nickname for a pedantic person.”

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4. “The surname Mulligan means ‘little bald man’.”


5. “The surname Kennedy means ‘ugly-head’.”


6. “Tory derives from an Irish word for ‘outlaw’.”


7. “The Welsh word for ‘carrots’ is moron.”

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8. “An ale-knight is a drinking companion, or habitual drunkard.”


9. “Pumpernickel means ‘farting goblin’.”


10. “Walrus means ‘whale-horse’.”

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11. “In the eighteenth century, a figure dancer was a criminal or forger who specialised in altering the numbers on banknotes.”


12. “A spit-poison is an very malicious or spiteful person.”


13. “In Canadian slang, someone who wastes time is called an afternoon


14. “Wardrobe is another name for badger excrement.”

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15. “A shot-log is an unwanted friend or drinking companion, whose company is only tolerated so that they can pay for a round for the rest of the group.”


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