The Top 10 Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2013

1. Rob Auton - “I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.”

1. Alex Horne - “I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.  It was sole-destroying.”

1. Alfie Moore - “I’m in a same-sex marriage… the sex is always the same.”

1. Tim Vine - “My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island, I said to him ‘Don’t be Sicily.’”

1. Gary Delaney - “I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.”

1. Phil Wang - “The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men.”

1. Marcus Brigstocke - “You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.”

1. Liam Williams - “The universe implodes. No matter.”

1. Bobby Mair - “I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance.”

1. Chris Coltrane - “The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately.”